Alright, so…I’m single. Again. But you know, it’s not me. I’m a great person, and I’m fun to be around. I’m just not marriage material. I’ve got news for you asshole, I’ve been married TWICE, of course I’m marriage material!
Seriously, tho…being dumped makes you think. Being dumped within days of lending the dude money to buy a car makes you angry. So, now I’m thinking, “What a fucking dickwad!” and also, “Why was I so easy to set aside?” I’m alternating between seething anger, and self pity. Oh, and let’s not forget maniacal laughter. He was in a car accident last week and while he’s just fine, the car that he borrowed money to purchase…is now a piece of lawn garbage. I’m telling you, someone somewhere must like me. Karma folks, it’s real. After I found out he was alright, I laughed for a good 15 minutes. I’m an evil bitch, I know. I can’t help it. You have to admit, sometimes things just work out nicely. So, I’m in recovery mode. I’m fine, He’s an ass.
However, something snapped yesterday. I got a call in the afternoon from fuckstick (my coworker named him that. lol) he had talked to the insurance adjuster. They are quoting $1000 more than what *I* paid for the car. He says to me, “there are two ways we can do this, you can title the car to me and I’ll give you back the money, or they cut you the check and you give me the money.” Hmmm. Let me see….I think I’ll take the check, thanks. Then he makes some statement about using all of the money to buy a better car. Um…what about the part where you dumped me? Why do you think I’m going to let you borrow money from me again? I’m a nice person, but seriously, I’m not that STUPID. Besides the fact that I still want to strangle you at odd moments. So I told him to fuck off. Literally.
So, I’m single. And I’m about to have a chunk o’money. Where should I visit first?
Posted on March 5th, 2009 by Bawdy
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